Did I say that my dogs were awesome? I take it back.
Today I got the twins groomed. Also, they needed a shot or two and a check-up to make sure that they are physically fit enough for next weeks neuter.
They did great! They look great! They are in great shape! All for the low low price of $508. Wait, I did get a $25 credit for a vet referral from my neighbor.
Next weeks bill: $270 per dog. That is a total of $540 or $135 per testicle.
So in two weeks, we will have spent $1,080 on two four-legged mooches who have no idea how good they have it.
I would get rid of them except for the fact that I already have a huge investment in them!
I should have stuck with cats.